A Real Young Girl

April 28, 2006

Rated: NR Runtime: 93 min Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

A Real Young Girl is a really strange movie. I’m pretty sure there’s supposed to be some deep meaning hidden amongst the nudity and strangeness, but all I got was a bit of a creepy feeling.

A Real Young GirlThere’s not a lot of story here, but the premise is a 14-year old girl named Alice is home for the summer from boarding school. She’s starting to think about sex, and things sexually related, but doesn’t quite have a handle on what it all means yet. So this is a coming of age movie… with worms.

Since none of you will be watching this movie for the plot, why don’t I just detail a few of the scenes so you can get a flavor for the movie.

  • Alice is at school, playing with herself. She writes her name on a mirror with her finger. She’s not using ink.
  • She vomits on herself, likes the smell, and proceeds to write in her diary without cleaning up.
  • Alice fantasizes about being naked, spread eagle on the ground secured with barbed wire. The guy she likes fondles her vagina, tries to put a huge earthworm in there and when he can’t, he breaks the worm into small bits and puts it in her pubic hair. This is filmed close up. Yeah.
  • Alice buggers herself with a suntan lotion bottle (not done graphically.)
  • She kisses her dad a bit too much on the cheek throughout the movie, and in one scene he has his Frank n’ Beans out when she does it. This might have been in her head, I’m not sure.
  • She puts feathers up her bum and crawls around a beach with her butt up in the air acting like a rooster.

Get any deep meaning from that or did you get a creepy feeling? That’s not a complete list from the movie, but it’s certainly enough to get the point across. The best thing about the movie is that since it’s subtitled you can watch it in FF and not miss any of the plot. Not that’s there’s much of a plot to miss.

I’m giving it 2 stars based on the amount of graphic nudity, but I really can’t suggest anyone watch this unless they’re really hard up for some entertainment. If you just want some skin, go surf the web.

Posted by John | Filed Under 2 Stars, Bruno Balp, Charlotte Alexandra, DVD, Drama, Hiram Keller, NR, Rita Maiden, Shirley Stoler 

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