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3000
Miles to Graceland |
| Rated:
R |
| Runtime:
2hr 5min |
| Starring:
Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner, David Arquette, Christian Slater
and Courteney Cox |
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MFG
Rating: 3/5
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DVD
Features
Video:
DVD is enhanced for widescreeen TV's and looks fine. Nothing
spectacular, but we didn't see any flaws either.
Audio:
Dolby Digital 5.1 though not used as much as we'd expect.
Extras:
A trailer. Whoop-de-freaking-do.
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If
you were thinking perhaps 3000 Miles to Graceland might be the movie
to really get Kevin Costner's career back on track, do not hold
your breath. This movie will likely be brutalized by most reviewers.
But any real guy has the ability to kick his brain into neutral
and just enjoy watching a good gun fight, car chase, explosion or
a quality set of tah tahs. You're gonna need neutral for this film.
Costner
shares top billing here with Kurt Russell and a star studded supporting
cast. Kevin and Kurt are ex-cons looking for a big score. Other
than a bank where can you get millions of dollars in small denominations
readily? That would be a Las Vegas casino of course! A scheme is
hatched to knock over the Riveria's vault under the cover of the
International Elvis Convention. We do not spoil movies here, but
suffice to say there are complications.
The
cast is spectacular. In addition to Costner and Russell, the movie
also includes Christian Slater, Bokeem Woodbine, Courteney Cox and
unfortunately also her husband David Arquette. Arquette, known for
his obnoxious long distance call collect commercials, is rapidly
developing a knack for playing characters that are so annoying that
they make us want to kick him in the jimmy. Courteney, if you ever
read this, how do you stand it? And if you ever dump him, drop me
an email at billybob@moviesforguys.com. That's B-I-L-L-Y-B-O-B!
Speaking
of Courteney, we see a lot of her in this movie, but none of the
parts we're really dying to see. We do discover that she wears thong
undies though, which is something we hold in highest regard.
If
you've seen the trailer for this movie, you get a general idea for
the feel of the film. What the trailer may not prepare you for however
is just how dark, cynical and violent this movie really is. For
us, these aren't necessarily bad things. There are story and plot
holes you could drive a Kenworth through, but again check your brain
at the door and just enjoy the action.
One
of our primary complaints though is that the film gets caught up
in style making it hard to watch some scenes. There's all sorts
of quick edits, sped up frame rates, intercuts, etc. A primary example
is during the robbery of the casino the film keeps jumping between
the robbery and a show going on elsewhere on stage at a pace which
should require a warning label for epileptics.
Overall,
our opinion is the movie has a great premise and a spectacular cast,
but doesn't quite live up to it's potential. Despite that, there
are some great action sequences and eye candy. We give it 3 stars.
It does have the advantage of the fact that there isn't another
true action flick out right now. And this movie will make a great
DVD in a few months, so if you miss it now, don't miss it on video.
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Billy Bob
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Gun Play
These
guys have more fire power than most small countries.
Blood & Gore
Not
as much as you'd expect considering the amount of gunfire
Car Chases
Well,
yeah, but these guy need some faster cars!
T&A
Just
cleavage, but at least you get both breast and butt cleavage!
Chuckles
Some
really corny jokes, but more action than comedy here. |
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