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Bad
Boys II |
| Rated:
R |
| Runtime:
2hr 24min |
| Starring:
Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jordi Molla, Gabrielle Union, Peter
Stormare |
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MFG
Rating: 4/5
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Is
it ever possible to have too much action in one movie? Michael Bay
and Jerry Bruckheimer really put that question to the test with
Bad Boys II. It is nearly two and a half hours of non-stop shoot
outs, explosions, and car chases interrupted only occasionally by
the brief pause to allow the characters to chip in some one liners.
All
of the key characters are back from the original Bad Boys movie.
Will Smith returns as Mike Lowery the ultra suave trust fund baby
who gets his testosterone fix working as a cop. Martin Lawrence
is also back as his partner Marcus Burnett, the family man who is
anything but suave and somewhat neurotic. Since we already know
all of these people and their relationships, the movie doesn't spent
much time on character building. That leaves more time to blow stuff
up! The only significant new character is Marcus' sister played
by Gabrielle Union.
There
is a story here to at least make an attempt at lacing all of the
shootouts and chases together. We have Cubans and Russians pushing
ecstacy into Miami and illegal drug money out. Mike and Marcus are
out to bust the kingpin. Yes, it's truly that thin. There is a sideline
involving the sister, but we wont go into that due to our non-spoiler
policy. Trust us though, it doesn't take away hardly any time from
the explosions.
Forget
the story, this is an action movie. The action is excellent and
the wise cracking dialog mixed in with it is exactly as you would
expect. Even the blatent cgi effects were done well enough to not
be annoying. We do have some complaints about the movie though.
The editing is horrible, there'll be times where you're not sure
exactly who they're chasing, we feel the editor just left us to
sit back and watch the eye candy. We normally do not have a problem
with that, but at 2.5 hours you'd think they'd spend at least a
little of that time on continuity and logic. We'd also like to put
a competent stunt man behind the wheel of the $180,000 Ferrari so
we could see it more than 2-3 seconds at a time instead of quick
cuts.
Bad
Boys II is mindless and even sometimes tasteless. It serves no purpose
other than to try to fill up theaters with summer blockbuster clouds
looking for mind numbing amounts of expensive cars involved in chases,
and wisecracking heros shooting up bad guys by the dozen. It is
filled with so much eye candy that it is guaranteed to positively
rot your brain. Consequently, we loved it, we give it a strong 4
stars. With some better editing and at least a feeble attempt at
giving it a real storyline it might've hit 5 stars.
-
BillyBob
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Gun Play
Everyone
up in here is quick to bust a cap in yo ass.
Blood & Gore
I
cant think of another movie that gets as graphic with the various
corpses it leaves in its wake.
Car Chases
They
get all up on whatever they're driving.
T&A
Some
nice swimsuits and club wear, but no pink bits.
Chuckles
If they're not in a chase or gunfight, they're wisecracking. |
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