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movie review The Fast and the Furious
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 1hr 47min
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez and Matt Schulze

MFG Rating: 4/5

DVD Features

Video: Enhanced for Widescreen TV's and has an excellent picture. The nighttime shots are full of brightly colored cars and neon, and it all look great.

Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 and DTS, and the both sound great. This is a loud soundtrack, so you might want to keep your remote handy.

Extras: Lots of stuff here including a making of section, deleted scenes, director commentary, editing demo, multi-angle stunt demo, music videos and more.

 

We love a good car movie. We love races, chases, crashes, jumps and most of all speed. Apparently we're not alone as The Fast and the Furious is doing huge business already. The opening weekend numbers do not tell the entire story, if it were given the same number of screens as some of the other big summer releases the numbers would've been higher. In our area, every prime time show was sold out for the entire weekend.

The Fast and the FuriousThe movie is a variation of a cop story that we've seen many times. A gang of street racers is hijacking big rigs. A rookie cop, played by Paul Walker, is sent undercover into the world of L.A. street racing to try to solve the case. The plot is both predictable and unbelievable starting with the fact that if you try to hijack a truck using a bunch of tiny Japanese imports, you're likely to end up being nothing more than a bug splatter on the grill of a Peterbilt. But hey, who cares about plot here what we came to see is the cars and action!

And cars and action we get! The cars of choice here are heavily customized and souped up Japanese pocket rockets. These cars are loaded with intercoolers, multiple turbos and ample amounts of nitrous. To run with these boys you need to be able to turn a 10 second quarter mile.

Now pardon me while I rant about a problem we call "rice boys" as I fear this movie is only going to cause more of them. I'm sure you have them in your town too. You've seen 'em, they take a Japanese import that is front wheel drive with maybe 120 HP stock, add an exhaust pipe the size of an oil can that makes it sound like a bumble bee, stick a spoiler on it and add paint and graphics to make it look like the cars in this movie. Except these guys do not realize that just putting performance decals on a car does not make it fast. In fact, alot of their mods slow the car down and in many cases they spend alot more on the stereo than they do under the hood. Quite frankly, we're tired of having to trounce them at stoplights.

But I digress. In addition to the chases in this movie, we get some fights and some great action sequences during the truck hijackings with people transferring from car to truck the hard way. And the whole thing is set to a rocking soundtrack including Limp Bizkit among others. The movie is exactly what it appears to be on the surface, alot of fast paced eye candy laced together with a predictable plot.

We're giving the movie 4 stars. The plot is just a little too weak to warrant a higher rating as you'll find yourself thinking "come on, get back to the cars" anytime there's more than 10 minutes of plot on the screen. Fortunately, that doesn't happen often and the movie keeps things rolling. If you like car movies, go see it.

- Billy Bob

And for those of you who have taken offense to Billy Bob's comments on ricers, he adds the following:

Vital Stats
                   
Less
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Gun Play
                   
Alot of these guys are packing...


Blood & Gore
                   
Gun shots, accident victims, etc.


Car Chases
                   
Actually more racing than chasing, but lots of ass being hauled.


T&A
                   
Some cleavage and such, no good stuff. Darned PG-13 rating.

Chuckles
                   
Souping up a Honda Civic is humorous to me, but I'm not sure they intended it that way.