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Reign
of Fire |
| Rated:
PG-13 |
| Runtime:
1hr 42min |
| Starring:
Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Izabella Scorupco, Gerard
Butler, Alexander Siddig |
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MFG
Rating: 3/5
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Reign
of Fire is definitely one of those movies where you've gotta check
your brain at the door. We had pretty low expectations for this
movie, and although it was better than we expected, it was still
just "darned ok".
In
the year 2010 a tunnel project breaks through into a cavern that
turns out to be a dragon's nest. Pretty soon there are millions
of dragons covering the earth, scorching the planet and killing
every human they encounter. Mankind fights back with everything
they have including nukes to no avail.
The
movie picks up in the year 2020 where the survivors, led by Quinn
(Christian Bale), find themselves in a post apocolyptic environment
with little in the way of food let alone technology. They live in
hiding just hoping to outlast the dragons who are also starving.
But along comes a small group of soldiers who specialize in dragonslaying.
They are led by Van Zan played by Matthew McConaughey who is so
buffed up that we wonder if he has been on the Ken Caminiti/Jose
Canseco work out program.
The
storyline exists only as an excuse to show us some cool dragon combat
and action sequences. The graphics and effects are good, but they're
certainly not on par with something like Jurassic
Park. And the action isn't bad, but you'll wonder why these
guys use small arms and even things like axes while much larger
weapons sit dormant. If you start analyzing things too closely this
movie is one that will drive you nuts with logic and storyline problems.
If
you can suspend enough of your disbelief and just enjoy the eye
candy on the screen, Reign of Fire isn't a total waste of a couple
of hours of your life. However it is definitely a movie that can
wait for DVD especially considering the amount of competition it
has at the box office this summer.
-
Billy Bob
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Gun Play
They
have guns, but they only seem to piss off dragons.
Blood & Gore
People
get burned and eaten but PG-13 rating means nothing too graphic.
Car Chases
Hummers,
tanks, etc, but they aren't very fast.
T&A
Izabella
is kinda hot, but we she stays well covered.
Chuckles
Post
apocolyptic survivors do not have much of a sense of humor. |
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