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| Rated:
PG-13 |
| Runtime:
2hr 4min |
| Starring:
Vin Diesel, Samuel L Jackson, Asia Argento, Eve, Michael Roof
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MFG
Rating: 5/5
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This
movie is loud, fast, full of explosions and babes, and is dripping
with style. Which leads me to ask one question. James who?
Vin
Diesel is Xander Cage known as X to his friends, and Triple X to
his new boss, NSA Agent Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson). Xander is an
extreme sports nut and somewhat of a political activist, and doesn't
mind doing extreme stunts to make his point. How did he end up working
for the NSA? Let's just say that the bit of Corvette abuse you see
in the trailers got him a little more attention than usual.
Unlike
ever other "some guy becomes a spy" movie I've seen, Xander
doesn't get a crash course in agency protocol and spy knowledge.
After passing a few "tests" he's just shipped off to Prague
and told to gather some info on a group known as Anarchy 99. This
is a group of bad guys who would like to topple a few governments
all in the name of anarchy, which they call "freedom".
Whatever, it doesn't really matter. What matters is that we get
to watch Xander kick some butt and play with a few toys.
Speaking
of toys, Xander does have gadgets like Bond, but he doesn't seem
to need them as much, though he does like to blow things up. He's
also got great taste in cars. Another thing he has in common
with Bond is women, and just like with the Bond movies we really
wish this one was rated R! They do manage to show use a number of
thongs though, and for that we were greatly appreciative.
Vin
Diesel is perfect in this role, I can't think of anyone better suited
for it. The
opening sequence in the movie pokes at 007, showing that a guy in
a tux isn't always the man for the job. I agree, and there's plenty
of room on the big screen for more than one spy hero. Bring on the
sequels!
-
John
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Gun Play
Guns
of all shapes and sizes, and people aren't afraid to use them.
Blood & Gore
They
had to protect the PG-13 rating, so while people get shot, they
don't really bleed.
Car Chases
Some
fast driving, and some really nice cars, but not much in the
way of chases.
T&A
No
nudity, but some great bikinis and undies!
Chuckles
Typical
action movie one liners, but there are some really good ones.
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