Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet

July 8, 2005

Rated: NR Runtime: 150 min Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

If you’re afraid to head down to the beach or the pool this year because of dangerous UV rays, don’t fret. Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet is being released during the hottest part of the summer, and is the perfect way to spend the afternoon while your neighbors are outside getting skin cancer.

The movie starts with two hot astronaut/anthropologist babes on a spaceship studying the indigenous tribes on Dinosaur Planet. (Babylon 5 fans will appreciate the spaceship’s jumpgate technology.) While the action of the movie takes place on the spaceship, the two babes frequently reference and discuss video footage from Dinosaur Planet. It is fascinating to watch these primitive women behave around one another. There was a lot of information about their local customs and culture that I missed, so I’ll probably need to watch the movie again. All you really need to know is that Misty Mundae is one of the Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet. And she doesn’t wear her bikini that much.

Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet is only sixty minutes long, but that’s okay because Seduction Cinema has included a bonus feature: Bikini Goddesses. This is the gripping story of a young man from a broken home who goes to visit his father in Greece. His father, who is the manager of a near-bankrupt hotel, puts him to work as a bellboy. The young man learns of a local legend from a local idiot. He makes a wish and becomes the master of three ancient Greek Goddesses, who had been banished centuries earlier. As long as he feeds and clothes them, they will attend to his every desire. I think the alternate title to this movie should be “Best Summer Vacation Ever”.

As silly as both of these movies are, I had a great time watching them. And you can’t beat getting two guilty pleasures for the price of one.

It’s okay to avoid the dangerous sunlight this summer. Stay indoors and watch this excellent DVD.

Posted by Chris Terranova | Filed Under 4 Stars, Comedy, DVD, Lily Tiger, Mia Copia, Misty Mundae, NR, Ruby LaRocca, SciFi, Zoe Moonshine