Fear: The Edge of Reason
She wants to make me go see something called Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. I managed to escape the first one and have had several people congratulate me for doing so. Then she says we should watch the first one and then go see the second one. Aiiiiighh! Next thing you know she'll want to rent On Golden Pond or something. Or buy a soundtrack to one of them. I don't have time for these things. It's not even animated. I've got stuff to do.