Celebrities Hate YOU!!!

I have noticed throughout my years how easily people are led when some douche bag that 'LIES' for a living tells you, the faceless masses that made them rich; To feel a certain way about their F'N pet projects and pathetic attempts at national acceptance through "awareness" of wrong doings around the world... Whaaaaaa!!!! Cry me a river precious, you're hero doesn't know you exist. You wave your little flags (mostly chicks, men aren't sheep) and regurgitate (vomit) their words as if they were brought down from Moses himself, and then feel compelled to make it your crusade to spread their word as if it were law. PATHETIC!!!

This happens everyday and it unhinges me so much I want to pass out the kool-aid and save future generations from your lemming like way of thinking. Every celebrity; musicians, actors, athletes and authors ALL have a charity or God please kill me now, a FOUNDATION. They started it, they front it, YOU pay for it. If you are one of these people I am talking about, I have a piece of advice for you... 13 knots guarantee the rope stays tight, and always choose an object to stage your descent that is high enough to guarantee you do the job right the first time. I would hate to pay for your convalescence.

Do you think Bono, Alec Baldwin, Britney Spears or any other half wit with a mouth really knows you exist? They Hate you. They just want your money (cough.. cough.. Napster) and they don't care if you believe in what they preach as long as you preach it to every person you know. Everyday it's... Save this, support this, research that, don't support that, don't waste money on this. Screw Em' they hate you and the day you realize this will be the day they just Act, Sing, write and throw the F'N ball. Whoo, I need an Excedrin (and so do you.... you are getting queasy). Obey Me.

Help me help you.