Friday, April 29, 2005

XXX: State of the Review

From the mailbag...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW XXX:STATE OF THE UNION!!!!!! I RELY ON MFG FOR MOVIE REVIEWS AND I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS ONE SO IF YOU GET A REVIEW UP IT WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED!!

THANKS FROM YOUR GREATEST FAN,TOM.

We've had several request like this to make sure we screen XXX for you, so fine, we'll subject ourselves to this Vinless version of the movie. Check back later this afternoon for our take and to see if Ice Cube gets winded as he chases down the bad guys.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Six Million Dollar Man

I just came across a tidbit of movie news that I hope is dated and has since changed. Looks like The Six Million Dollar Man is destined for the big screen. This is a natural.

However, Todd Phillips is attached to direct. The same guy who brought us Old School and Starsky & Hutch. This pretty much guarantees it'll be campy instead of taking a shot at doing some real cyborg based SciFi. Where did it become a rule that if you bring old TV shows to the big screen you have to make them a campy spoof of the original?

Oh, and guess who is attached to star as Steve Austin as of last report? Jim Carrey! Pardon me while I go hurl.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Sin City

Although our review for Sin City has been up for some time, we've perhaps been a bit remiss by not talking about it more than we have. This is one of those rare truly unique movies. You see something on screen you've never seen before. In that regard it is much like The Matrix, Pulp Fiction or even Roger Rabbit. When you walk out you know you've seen not only a very original movie, but even a new approach to film making.

This is one of the first movies that is shot almost 100% in a digital universe. Other than the actors, it's all computer generated. Is that a good thing or bad thing? Film purists may be torn. But for us, it allows things like graphic novels to be brought to the big screen, and that's a good thing. Any other adapatation of something like Frank Miller's Sin City novels to live action would look as cheesy as the old Shazam/Isis Hour from the 70's.

Whether you'll like Sin City or not depends on whether you like, or would like, the novels they are based upon. It captures the feel nicely, Frank Miller saw to that by not allowing this to be made for years and year. And then he was shown the demo that becomes the first scene of the movie, and he was sold. It's as violent as anything you'll ever see, and the dialogue is cheesy, but it's supposed to be. Be warned, the people around you in the theater who are seeing the movie because they've heard it's "cool" may annoy you when they dont get it and having strange reactions to some of the things on screen. The group behind us adapted a nervous laugh to the violence. A character on screen is getting his head beaten into mush, and these guys are all laughing nervously because they've never seen anything like it and do not know what their reaction should be.

The bad part of all of this is I'm sure the Hollywood copy cats are going to throw some real dreck as us as they try to cash in and mimic Sin City. Remember some of the things that followed Roger Rabbit? Cool World...Holly would if she could! But for now, enjoy Sin City if you haven't already. If you have, go see it again.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Time for a contest

From the mailbag...

Yo! When are you going to do more giveaways? Guys are cheap you know, we want stuff for free! LMK! - Tony S.

Well Tony, you're in luck as we're about to start up three new giveaways for some DVD boxed sets. This time it's Season Two of The A-Team, Magnum P.I., and Knight Rider.

We also had a wacky idea for a contest involving a thong that we're working out now, see it here first when we decide exactly what we want to do.