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	<title>Movies for Guys &#187; Victoria Smurfit</title>
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		<title>Hellboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2005 01:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Bob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hellboy is a movie we&#8217;ve been looking forward to since we first heard about it. It&#8217;s directed by Guillermo Del Toro who proved he can do comic book action in Blade II. And he&#8217;s reunited with Ron Perlman who is no stranger to working in elaborate make up and costume. All the ingredients for a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">Hellboy is a movie we&#8217;ve been looking forward to since we first heard about it. It&#8217;s directed by Guillermo Del Toro who proved he can do comic book action in Blade II. And he&#8217;s reunited with Ron Perlman who is no stranger to working in elaborate make up and costume. All the ingredients for a comic book action classic are in place, and they delivered!</font></p>
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<p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">Near the end of World War II, a desperate Hitler is experimenting with the paranormal. To counter it, Roosevelt forms the ultra top secret Bureau of Paranormal Research and Development. I wont spoil Hellboy&#8217;s origins, but fast forward to present day and we find the Bureau still active with Hellboy as it&#8217;s star player. He is joined by a fish like creature named Abe. Hellboy is 7 foot tall, red, has a a tail, stone fist and horns , and is often called &#8220;Red&#8221;. He provides the brawn while Abe provides the brains. Oh yeah, it should be noted that Hellboy likes to file down his horns to try to &#8220;fit in&#8221;. And that&#8217;s just scratching the surface of Red&#8217;s issues. Oh, and by the way, those pesky Nazis are still trying to take over the world unbeknownst to most of us.</font></p>
<p><font size="-1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I know nothing about the Hellboy comic, but in the movie universe he&#8217;s almost the stereotypical comic book hero. He is one tough powerful mother who can shake off just about any beating he receives just by cracking his neck. However, during down time when he&#8217;s not pounding monsters into oblivion he&#8217;s a mess, stressing out over trying to fit in as a regular person despite being, well, 7 foot tall and red for starters. When it&#8217;s time to go work, he&#8217;s right at home and has some classic one line wise cracks as any action hero should. </font></p>
<p><font size="-1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hellboy is a lot of fun and delivers exactly what it promises. It feels like a comic book, and although the action is non-stop we get a great sense for the characters and what makes each of them tick. The movie is like some sort of weird mix of <a href="http://www.moviesforguys.com/movie.php?review=426">Xmen</a>, <a href="http://www.moviesforguys.com/movie.php?review=346">Men In Black</a> with a dash of <a href="http://www.moviesforguys.com/movie.php?review=139">LXG</a> thrown in for good measure. And it works. We&#8217;re giving it a strong 4 stars, and this is a movie that makes me wish we had half star ratings so I could give it 4.5. It doesn&#8217;t quite reach a 5, but this is the type of movie that the MfG crew may debate about whether we should&#8217;ve given that 5th star for at least a few weeks especially if does well. Either way, you&#8217;ll wanna see this movie. </font></p>
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		<title>Bulletproof Monk</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Bob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[3 Stars]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bulletproof Monk pairs the unlikely combination of Chow Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. Chow Yun-Fat is a Hong Kong action star perhaps best known here for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or Replacement Killers. Meanwhile Seann William Scott is best known for playing goof balls in teen comedies. The Stiffmeister from American Pie does a martial [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">Bulletproof Monk pairs the unlikely combination of Chow Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. Chow Yun-Fat is a Hong Kong action star perhaps best known here for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or Replacement Killers. Meanwhile Seann William Scott is best known for playing goof balls in teen comedies. The Stiffmeister from American Pie does a martial arts film, who woulda thunk it?</font></p>
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<p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">The story revolves around the protector of the Scroll of the Ultimate. This scroll is so powerful that whoever reads the words allowed shall rule the world. The monks do not think any human is yet ready for such power, so it is guarded by a protector. The protector serves for 60 years during which time he is protected by the scroll and does not age. At the end of the term, he transfers his power to a new young protector.</font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">Ok, so as you might&#8217;ve guessed, Chow Yun-Fat is such a protector and when it is time for him to find his replacment the prophecies lead him to believe the next chosen one is a slacker and street criminal played by Scott. Meanwhile, Nazis have been chasing this scroll ever since World War II. And from there fun and hijinks commence!</font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">This type of movie will sink or swim based on how entertaining the action is. In this case, there&#8217;s a lot of wire work. We&#8217;d rather see more realistic action, but we&#8217;ll suspend our belief of the laws of physics if it fits the story. Our nameless monk here says if you can ignore the laws of gravity if you truly believe you can walk on air. Yeah, ok, whatever. Chow Yun-Fat is smooth as always, Scott does ok for someone who isn&#8217;t an action star. Although that patented smirk and wise ass manner that works so well for his comedic roles at times make it very tough to take him seriously here.</font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">Bulletproof Monk is entertaining, but it&#8217;ll really test your ability to suspend your disbelief. Logic is right out the window as several points, and the whole premise is a bit of a stretch. I mean if you were in charge of protecting the fate of the world, would you recruit the Stiffmeister as your replacement? But overall it wasn&#8217;t a bad way to spend a couple of hours, we give it 3 stars.</font></p>
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