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Freddy
Got Fingered |
| Rated
R |
| Runtime:
1hr 38min |
| Starring:
Tom Green, Rip Torn, Harland Williams, Marisa Coughlan, Julie
Hagerty |
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MFG
Rating: 1/5
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DVD
Features
Video:
Widescreen enhanced, good picture, no complaints.
Audio:
Dolby Digital 5.1 but rarely noticeable use of the surround
speakers.
Extras:
Directors commentary, making of featurette, trailer, deleted
scenes and a PG rated version. Like making it PG means you
should let your kids watch this crap.
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This
movie has no redeeming value whatsoever and would get a 0 star rating
if we had it available. Granted, I've never see The Tom Green Show
on MTV, so perhaps I just don't "get it", but I don't think there's
anything here to "get".
Tom
Green is Gord, a 28-yr-old who lives in his parents basement while
he dreams of becoming an animator. He does head out to Hollywood
to pitch his idea (and work in a cheese sandwich factory), but quickly
comes back home when it's rejected. The thin plot is there just
to move us from one disgusting sight gag to another.
Do
you want to see Green skin a deer then wear it around? Want to see
him jack off a horse? An elephant? How about swinging a baby around
by its umbilical cord, then cutting the cord with his teeth? Guy
breaks his leg with the bone sticking out.. want to see Tom lick
the bone?
Any
of that sound funny? If so, this is the movie for you. And you can
have it, cause I certainly don't want it.
-
John
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Gun Play
He
should have pulled the trigger.
Blood & Gore
Yes,
though it wasn't enjoyable.
Car Chases
None.
T&A
None.
Chuckles
I'm
actually embarrassed to admit that I laughed twice in this movie. |
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