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Freddy Got Fingered
Rated R
Runtime: 1hr 38min
Starring: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Harland Williams, Marisa Coughlan, Julie Hagerty

MFG Rating: 1/5

DVD Features

Video: Widescreen enhanced, good picture, no complaints.

Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 but rarely noticeable use of the surround speakers.

Extras: Directors commentary, making of featurette, trailer, deleted scenes and a PG rated version. Like making it PG means you should let your kids watch this crap.

This movie has no redeeming value whatsoever and would get a 0 star rating if we had it available. Granted, I've never see The Tom Green Show on MTV, so perhaps I just don't "get it", but I don't think there's anything here to "get".

Tom Green is Gord, a 28-yr-old who lives in his parents basement while he dreams of becoming an animator. He does head out to Hollywood to pitch his idea (and work in a cheese sandwich factory), but quickly comes back home when it's rejected. The thin plot is there just to move us from one disgusting sight gag to another.

Do you want to see Green skin a deer then wear it around? Want to see him jack off a horse? An elephant? How about swinging a baby around by its umbilical cord, then cutting the cord with his teeth? Guy breaks his leg with the bone sticking out.. want to see Tom lick the bone?

Any of that sound funny? If so, this is the movie for you. And you can have it, cause I certainly don't want it.

- John

 

Vital Stats
                   
Less
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Gun Play
                   
He should have pulled the trigger.


Blood & Gore
                   
Yes, though it wasn't enjoyable.


Car Chases
                   
None.


T&A
                   
None.

Chuckles
                   
I'm actually embarrassed to admit that I laughed twice in this movie.