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It to the Bone |
| Rated
R |
| Runtime:
2hr 4min |
| Starring:
Woody Harrelson, Antonio Banderas, Lolita Davidovich |
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Rating: 4/5
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DVD
Features
Video:
Widescreen enhanced and a solid reproduction. No visible flaws.
Audio:
Dolby Digital 5.1, but the first half of this movie is dialog
driven. The fight scene will wake up your speakers a bit though.
Extras:
Not much, just trailers and a brief "making of"
featurette.
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For Guys' Original Review of the Theatrical Release
This
is really two movies in one, with the first movie being a buddy
buddy bonding movie and the second being a kick-ass boxing flick.
Actually
the first half of the movie is a buddy/buddy/buddy movie with the
third buddy being the ex-girlfriend (Lolita Davidovich.) You might
be tempted to blow off the first hour as filler designed to keep
your date happy while building up a story to go along with the fight.
Come to think of it, the first hour is something that will keep
your date happy while building up a story to go along with the fight
sequence. This isn't a bad thing though, and the writing is topnotch
with an absolute classic conversation regarding a man building bridges.
In other words, you want to pay attention during this part and not
just make an excuse to hang out in the lobby or grab a second Coke
from the concession stand.
While
the writing and acting during the first hour is excellent, it's
also a little bit slow. Trimming out 15 minutes or so would have
been a nice move here, but I can't blame them for keeping it just
like it is.
Verdict:
First hour gets 3 stars.
Now
that the story has been set up so that you actually care about the
fighters, the movie really starts to kick some serious ass. Woody
Harrelson is completely believable as a middleweight fighter. He's
got the look, he's got the moves, and he just exudes attitude. Antonio
Banderas gives this his best shot, and honestly he does a pretty
decent job but he isn't even in the same league with Woody physically.
Camera
work is excellent, I really wish that Ron Shelton had directed
Any Given Sunday instead of Oliver Stone as he really knows how
to bring sporting action to the screen in such a way that you feel
the action. It is possible to use artistic camera effects
to highlight what is going on in a characters mind without screwing
up the action like Stone did, trust me on this. Oh, and you'll really
enjoy what goes through their minds...
Verdict:
Second hour gets 5 stars.
Taken
together the movie gets a solid 4 star rating and is very much worth
your time and money to see. One caveat though if you're planning
to take a date. Make sure she isn't queasy about boxing violence.
If the image of a man pummeling another mans face into a bloody
mess would just turn her off for a week, you might want to just
go see this movie with the guys. If you do want her to go and need
something to convince her to go with you, just let her know that
you get to see both Woody and Antonio bare ass naked in the shower...
that ought to do it.
-
John
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Second
Takes
All
Hail to the Buttocks God!! Not only is this a wham bam punch
of a movie, we are privileged to see Woody and Antonio's bare
backsides in this flick. OK, so we also get some bare boobies
but my vote was for the boys. Excellent show, you must go.
-- Biff
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Gun Play
They
fight with their fists, not with guns.
Blood & Gore
No
blood to speak of until the fight begins, but once it starts
to flow it gets brutal.
Car Chases
Nice
muscle car, but it's never used for anything but transportation.
T&A
Multiple
topless shots, and even some girl/girl is implied. The ladies
even get to see some male bootie.
Chuckles
You
won't mistake this movie for a comedy, but there's some damn
funny dialogue. |
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