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28
Days Later |
| Rated
R |
| Runtime:
1hr 48min |
| Starring:
Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris, Megan Burns, Christopher Eccleston,
Brendan Gleeson |
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MFG
Rating: 2/5
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28
Days. That's an appropriate title because that's exactly long this
movie felt. This is likely to be one of those films where we're
on the opposite end of the spectrum from "critics". The
critics will love it, while we're going to rate it low. Artistically,
we can see a lot to like in this movie, but our ratings are based
on how entertained we were. And we must've checked our watches and
adjusted in our seats at least a dozen times.
The
storyline was promising. A guy has been comatose in the hospital
and wakes up to find that he's apparently alone. There's no one
in the hospital, the street outside or apparently the entire city.
A virus has taken almost everyone, turning them into zombie like
creatures that only move in the dark.
Danny
Boyle, of Trainspotting fame, is the director. The cast features
a couple of people who look familiar, but no one you're likely to
actually know by name. The film has a documentary look that is intentional
as this was shot on video. We speculate that the budget was about
"three-fiddy". He should've spent some of that on an editor
because the film started to drag at about the halfway point and
had really lost us by the end when things were really starting to
go over the top. And the ending is a commercial cop out instead
of the logical one, just to put the cherry on top.
The
first half of the movie shows a lot of promise, we really liked
the premise. But it built up the tension and then just kind of wandered
into the weeds as the story started to drift onto tangents that
were almost preaching to us. As a booger movie, the boogers should've
played a much more prominent role. But we're not going to overanalyze
this movie, instead we're going to just tell you that it lost us
about halfway thru and left us a bit bored by the time it ended.
We give it 2 stars, it's artistic enough to be worth a DVD rental.
-
Billy
Bob
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Gun Play
A
good boomstick comes in handy with zombie things around.
Blood & Gore
Darned
virus makes you puke blood by the gallon.
Car Chases
These
guys drive pitifully slow even with wide open roadways.
T&A
More
like D&A, all the nudity was of the wrong gender!
Chuckles
I
don't think I even cracked a grin. |
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