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Darkness
Falls |
| Rated
PG-13 |
| Runtime:
1hr 25min |
| Starring:
Chaney Kley, Emma Caulfield, Andrew Bayly, Emily Browning, Joshua
Anderson |
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MFG
Rating: 3/5
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Darkness
Falls was much better than I expected, but of course I was
expecting something as bad as Resident
Evil, so I wasn't that hard to impress.
Darkness
Falls is a creepy retelling of the Tooth Fairy story, except in
this version the tooth fairy got a bit pissed off when the local
towns folk decided to lynch her so she's been killing kids for the
last 150 years. Not all kids of course, only the ones stupid enough
to look out from under the covers when she comes to collect their
last baby tooth.
Yeah, it's more than a little silly but in some strange way it actually
works as a storyline.
The
movie starts off with a classic horror movie setup, a kid in a dark
room scared of something going bump in the night. And of course,
this time there really is a monster lurking in the shadows. Skip
ahead 12 years and we find that Kyle (Chaney Kley) is still afraid
of the dark and has quite a bit of trouble trying to sleep. When
his childhood girlfriends (Emma Caulfield) brother has a similar
experience, Kyle returns to Darkness Falls to see if he can help.
No
need to tell you more, it's all pretty easy to guess, which isn't
always a bad thing. If you follow the horror movie formula well
enough you're certain to get a passable flick, and that's exactly
what Darkness Falls is. The special effects are quite good, the
acting is.. well.. horror movie acting, and the "boo!"
scenes are very effective if I can use the audience as a gauge on
this.
Which
brings up the audience. I must have missed something in the trailers
and marketing for this movie as the theater was 95% sold out, and
I was among the few adults in there. But this wasn't just teens,
this was young teens, in the 12-14 range. Not only that,
there were far more girls in the theater than boys, so I was quite
confused. Whatever the studio did to get those demographics slipped
right by me, but they should remember it next time they market something
done by Britney Spears.
One
pet peeve with the marketing though when it comes to the poster.
In classic horror movie fashion the ghost wears a mask to hide her
"horribly disfigured face", and we don't get to see what
she looks like till the very end of the flick. That is, unless you
checked out the posted on the way in! Sheesh.
In
any case, Darkness Falls is a passable horror flick, and apparently
you're safe to take your girlfriend in to see it. She's gonna scream
though, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
-
John
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Gun Play
Scared
cops = lots of shooting.
Blood & Gore
PG-13
horror flicks really get on my nerves.
Car Chases
They
use a car, but they aren't being chased by another car...
T&A
Could
have easily picked up a star here.
Chuckles
I
guess watching the teenage girls in the audience scream doesn't
count. |
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