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Jason
X |
| Rated
R |
| Runtime:
1hr 30min |
| Starring:
Kane Hodder, Dylan Bierk, Lisa Ryder, Chuck Campbell, Barna
Moricz |
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MFG
Rating: 3/5
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DVD
Features
Video:
Widescreen enhanced with a good picture, not that you need
a really good picture to see Jason chopping people up.
Audio:
Dolby Digital 5.1 and DTS tracks available. Good surround
effects, but they won't blow you away or anything.
Extras:
- Commentary
by director Jim Isaac, Writer Todd Farmer, and Producer
Noel Cunningham
- Theatrical
trailer(s)
- Original
documentary: The Many Lives of Jason Voorhees
- Original
documentary: By Any Means Necessary: The Making of Jason
X
- Jump
to a Death Feature
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Jason
X is the latest installment of the Friday the 13th series. Thankfully
that "X" represents the roman numeral 10 as in "part
10" instead of this being a porno movie take off on the series.
We've
long since figured out that the only thing that can permanently
kill Jason is weak studio profits from the movie. So, what can we
do with him that hasn't been done before? How about we send him
to the year 2455 and put him onboard a space ship?
That's
exactly what happens here. A cryogenically frozen Jason Vorhees
is found in the year 2455 and hauled aboard a space ship filled
with scantily clad horny college students. Being the indestructable
guy that he is, Jason is soon wide awake and slashing teenagers
just as they're about to do the wild thing.
If
this whole premise doesn't make you grin, or worse you have no idea
who the heck Jason is, then stay home as you're going to hate this
movie. The plot is stupid, the effects are cheesy, and the character
development is non-existent. It's a Friday the 13th movie!
The
movie is what it is, and if you're a fan of the series you'll likely
enjoy it. It has everything a good Friday the 13th movie should
have in it specifically a lot of nubile young bodies for Jason to
mutilate. More importantly the movie does not take itself seriously.
There are some great subtle bits of humor. But if you have not been
a fan of the previous movies in the series, this one isn't going
to win you over. And in fact, you'll likely hate it even more as
you're not going to "get it" at all. If
you've enjoyed any of the previous installments of the series, you'll
probably like this one. It is more of the same, but it does not
take itself seriously and pokes fun at itself.
We
give this movie 3 stars. If you're a Jason fan, check this out even
if you have to wait for DVD. If you're not, skip it as you'll likely
hate it.
-
Billy Bob
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Gun Play
They
certainly tried shooting Jason, but it just pisses him off.
Blood & Gore
Nearly
500 years old, but Jason still swings a mean machete.
Car Chases
Nope,
most of the action is on a space ship.
T&A
Some
bare breasts, but not near as many as there shoulda been.
Chuckles
The
movie pokes plenty of fun at itself if you pay attention. |
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