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Resident
Evil |
| Rated
R |
| Runtime:
1hr 40min |
| Starring:
Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, James Purefoy,
Martin Crewes |
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MFG
Rating: 2/5
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Resident
Evil is the latest movie to be released based on a popular video
game. Let me state upfront that I have not played this particular
game, but I do not think being a fan of the game could've possibly
improved my enjoyment of this film. Suffice to say you're not going
to be hearing much about this one at the Oscars.
There
isn't much story here. Basically, there's about as much storyline
as one might expect in a video game. Imagine that! Unfortunately
when moving a game to the big screen, one generally expects the
story and characters to get fleshed out a bit. It just doesn't happen
here. The general idea is that this is set in the 21st Century where
a big evil company is doing naughty things such as DNA manipulation
and virus generation in the name of top secret military research.
The virus gets loose, and a computer controlling the secret underground
society goes haywire. And that's just about enough setup to send
in a special ops response team and give them some flesh eating zombies
and other mutating creatures to shoot. The movie has a whole "Night
of the Living Dead" thing going.
When
I say there's no character development, I'm not kidding. The movie
stars Milla Jovovich, and we never even find out her name. I guess
they assume we know it from the game. I must say she's looking good
here. She's bulked up a bit since The Fifth Element and looks much
much better. We do catch some of the other character's names, but
unfortunately the dialog is limited to exclamations, barking commands,
etc. This movie really does just kinda start in the middle of the
action like a video game and ends without closure. The prospect
of a sequel is scary because I do not want to have to sit through
it and review it!
Other
than a bit of eye candy, there's just not much to this movie. Resident
Evil might be worth screening on DVD if you're into horror and shoot-em-up
type action. But there's no reason to go out of your way to catch
it on the big screen, and somehow I do not think it will be in theaters
more than a couple of weeks anyway. We give it 2 stars, and we're
being generous.
-
Billy Bob
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Gun Play
They
shoulda brought more ammo!
Blood & Gore
Flesh
eating zombies, severed body parts, etc.
Car Chases
No
cars, but mutants with 10 foot tongues move really fast.
T&A
Look
closely and you'll see nipples and boo hair.
Chuckles
I'm
not so sure the chuckles are intentional... |
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