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Stigmata |
| Rated
R |
| Runtime:
1hr 42min |
| Starring:
Gabriel Byrne, Patricia Arquette, Patrick Muldoon, Jonathan Pryce |
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MFG
Rating: 2/5
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DVD
Features
Video:
Video quality seemed sub-par to me, way to many harsh edges
throughout the film.
Audio:
Good use of surround channels without being overdone. The
ambiance during scenes when it's raining outside is spectacular.
Extras:
Deleted scenes, music video, alternate ending and a directors
commentary. What more could you ask for?
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DVD
Quick Take
This
movie wasn't any better on video than it was in the theater. The
editing just plain sucked and the story seriously dragged in some
parts. The only thing that almost saves this disk are the
extras. Not only do we get to see an alternate ending to the movie
but in one of the deleted scenes we see Patricia Arquettes butt
and tah-tahs. It's not worth buying the disk for, but if you just
have to see her naked, its worth a rental.
One
thing I did notice in the video that I didn't catch in the theater
is that you really do get to see her whisker biscuit. During the
bathtub scene when the camera does a scrolling profile shot underwater,
pay attention to the reflection coming from the waters surface...
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John
Movies
For Guys' Original Review of the Theatrical Release
Here's
an idea, why don't we let the guys who edit the movie trailers also
edit the movies!? This is another case of a lame movie with a great
premise and trailer. The trailer make this look like it could be
a 90's version of The Exorcist with rapid fire horror action,
but what we get is a very slow plodding movie.
Frankie, played
by Patricia Arquette, is a young lady who is a self professed atheist with no
interest in religion whatsoever. However, she finds herself receiving the marks
of Christ in some violent unexplainable attacks. The Vatican sends an investigator,
played by Gabriel Byrne, who quickly learns there's very strange things afoot!
The comparisons to
the classic Exorcist movies from the 70's are inevitable here, and this movie just
doesn't measure up. They've got a great story here, and if they had used that combined
with some modern high tech special effects to give the guys going in expecting a 90's
Exorcist exactly what they wanted, I think this would be a runaway hit. Instead they
spend alot of time focusing on the relationship between the girl and the priest, which
the horror movie fans could care less about. We also get a bit of conspiracy
and mystery intrigue here surrounding the Vatican, but again we prefer our horror
served sans mystery and romance. Something about bucket fulls of bloods and nails
being driven thru someone's wrist doesn't make me us feel particularly romantic.
What we get as a
result is a decent performance turned in by a pretty good ensemble cast, but a
movie that is very slow and plodding. This move is an hour and forty two minutes
long, it felt like two hours and 15. That isn't good. And it doesn't exactly build
up to a nice huge ending to send the crowd home happy. The big climax scene is
ok visually, but nothing spectacular. It would also be easy to pick this movie
apart with biblical and theological inaccuracies, but why bother, it's bad enough
without even going there.
Skip
this one at the theater for sure. There's nothing about it that
has to be seen on the big screen. It's perhaps worth a rental if
for no other reason that to make you appreciate movies like the
Exorcist and Omen series. For me personally, I'd rather wear Sally
Jesse Raphael's panties on my head than watch it again.
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Billy Bob
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Gun Play
Nails instead
of bullets here as you might expect.
Blood & Gore
At least a
couple of bucket fulls of blood.
Car Chases
We do get a priest ragging the
heck out of a rental car!
T&A
Tantalizingly
close, but no nipples or whisker biscuits.
Chuckles
This isn't
what I'd consider light viewing. |
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