Misty’s Secret

May 25, 2005

Rated: NR Runtime: 50 min Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Misty’s Secret is available for the first time ever on limited-edition DVD. (They’re numbered - order yours now!). The movie features a very young Misty Mundae and her adventures in the bathtub with Tina Krause. That scene represents a good half of the movie right there. It also features the debut of Ruby LaRocca, who does a striptease in front of a window. That scene represents at least a quarter of the movie. Then we get some shots of Misty and Tina walking around Paris. (NOTE: They are fully clothed in this scene.) But there is some suspense, since they’re being followed by a mystery man with a camera. The suspense ends as Misty and Tina return to their apartment and get naked again for some lesbian love.

Misty's Secret Now, you’re probably thinking that I’ve spoiled the whole movie for you. I probably have if you’re the type who enjoys recent George Lucas movies filled with meaningless action. But for those of you who can appreciate the subtle, nuanced performances of two beautiful young actresses giving each other a sponge bath, then you don’t want to miss this one.

As a bonus, Seduction Cinema has included an additional feature on this DVD. The previously out-of-print Vampire’s Seduction features Dracula’s daughter (Tina Krause) seducing Wally Van Helsing. Wally is the great-great-great-grandson of the legendary vampire hunter, Peter Cushing.

Wally’s mission is to find lesbians for Dracula’s daughter. First he spies on a woman taking a shower. Then he secretly watches a slumber party, where three young women discover their female sexuality. (This scene features Misty’s older sister, Chelsea.) Finally, he checks out a female doctor and her female patient, who get naked and make out for a little while. When the pizza delivery guy arrives with some food, they give him the best tip he’ll ever get.

John Paul Fedele plays Wally as the perfect dork, whose antics made me crack up several times. Kraus’s sexy pronunciation of “Dracula” made me laugh, too. And Debbie Rochon, who is one of my favorite B-movie actresses, plays a tough waitress who keeps her clothes on (unlike all the other actresses in the movie.)

If you’re a casual Misty Mundae fan, you may just want to rent this one and enjoy two movies for the price of one rental. But if you appreciate quality T&A and campy acting, this is definitely one you’ll want to pick up.

Posted by Chris Terranova | Filed Under 3 Stars, Action, Chelsea Mundae, Comedy, DVD, Debbie Rochon, Drama, Horror, Misty Mundae, NR, Ruby LaRocca, Thriller, Tina Krause, Unclassified