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Bicentennial
Man |
| Rated
PG |
| Runtime:
2hr 11min |
| Staring:
Robin Williams, Sam Neill, Oliver Platt, Embeth Davidtz |
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MFG
Rating: 2/5
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Take an
Isaac Asimov short story, combine it with Robin Williams, whip up some
humorous looking trailers and what do you get? A neat little Scifi flick
with some comedy mixed in? Not even close, instead this is a clever trap to
sucker us poor unsuspecting guys into a chick flick at Christmas!
Set in the
"not too distant future", the Martin family gets the latest in state of the
art home appliances, a home robot. The robot, played by Williams, takes
Andrew as his name. But as the family quickly discovers, Andrew is not an
ordinary robot as he starts to show creative tendancies and eventually
emotions. He starts out looking like a robot, more exactly he looks like
some sort of short gay version of Robocop. However after a few upgrades he
starts to look alot like Robin Williams, and we're dragged along on his
journey toward becoming more human and his relationships with his human
owners.
The problem is
instead of fully exploring the humor aspect of a robot trying to fit in with a
family and taking advantage of Williams' humor, this movie dives headlong into
the emotional aspect of love and interpersonal relationships with a machine.
I was expecting to see Julia Roberts or Meg Ryan show up in a scene any minute.
By two thirds of the way through this movie the thing is pure drama and romance.
Williams does
his usual good acting job. Much like Tom Hanks, no matter what his background
is you now have to think he can play virtually any role and play it well. Credit
where it's due, the quality of the acting and the overall production is excellent.
However, I miss the manic guy with rainbow suspenders. When is the last time Robin
did a really good comedy or something other than a few light moments in what is
otherwise a drama? Arguably it would be "Toys" way back in 1992.
The kids get
duped on this movie as well. I made the mistake of doing an earlier show than
I normally do and as such there was an enormous kiddie factor. Probably 75% of
the people in the theatre were mom's bringing the kids to see it. The kiddies seemed to
enjoy it well enough while the "robot man" was on the screen, but by halfway thru
he no longer looks like a robot. And there is no justice, the mom's made the
kids be quiet because they wanted to hear this drek whereas they would've let them
run around and disturb everyone in a guy movie. But that's a whole different rant,
so I digress!
This Christmas season
if your wife or girlfriend fails to see the humor in your mistletoe belt buckle or
gets word of what you did at the office Christmas party and you need to make it up
to her, she will most likely love this movie. And it does at least have enough humor
for the average guy to tolerate it and pretend like he likes it, just hope that
she doesn't want to discuss it on the way home. When you get home, go plop
something like The Matrix into the DVD
player and cleanse your pallette, and you'll feel better.
-
Billy Bob
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Gun Play
Not even so much as
harsh language.
Blood & Gore
It just aint the
same when a robot loses an appendage.
Car Chases
Nope, not even a
burnout.
T&A
There isn't even
a decent cleavage shot.
Chuckles
Some humorous moments,
but not even close to as many as you would expect from Robin Williams. |
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