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Star
Trek: Nemesis |
| Rated
PG-13 |
| Runtime:
1hr 56min |
| Staring:
Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton,
Majel Barrett |
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MFG
Rating: 3/5
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Star
Trek: Nemesis is the tenth movie in the Star Trek franchise, and
perhaps is the last for the Next Generation crew... maybe they should
have quit at nine.
I
tried, and am trying, to really like this movie but it's just not
clicking for me. Things just seem "forced" for some reason.
A good example of this is with the new Captain's Yacht, the Argos.
It just happens to have a four-wheeler built into it, and on it's
very first time being flown by Captain Picard they just happen to
need to use the four-wheeler. Of course, they get chased (by aliens
on four-wheelers)... and it just so happens that the Argos is equipped
with a remote control so the ship can be piloted to a cliffside
where the crew can jump the vehicle into it's docking bay... which
just so happens to have been equipped with shock absorbers for this
exact scenario. How convenient.
The
general plot this time around is that something unusual has happened
on the Romulan homeworld and the new guy in charge is requesting
a meeting with the Federation. The closest ship is the Enterprise
(who just finished playing with their four-wheeler on planet near
the neutral zone) so Picard and crew are dispatched to Romulus to
see what's going on. Yada yada yada... new guy wants peace but happens
to be in charge of one heck of a battleship... yada yada yada...
Picard doesn't trust him... yada yada yada... big space fight. I've
left out lots of details to conserve the actual plot, but you get
the general idea.
The
acting is fine, the special effects are great and there's a couple
of nice plot twists as well. However, the writing overall is substandard
and the movie is about 15 minutes too long. If you're a trek fan
you've already seen it, if you're not then please don't let this
be your first introduction to the series.
As
for the movies tagline "A Generation's Final Journey Begins",
it's already been confirmed that they are thinking about doing an
11th movie with this same crew, so you can just ignore the idea
that this is the last time for Picard and company. Personally I'd
rather see Sisko and Worf do a Deep Space Nine movie, but I doubt
I'll get my wish.
-
John
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Gun Play
Phaser
fights!
Blood & Gore
Just
a microscopic amount of blood, not even worth the one tic I'm
giving it.
Car Chases
Yes,
there's a "car" chase scene in a Star Trek movie.
T&A
Deanna
looks hot as usual.
Chuckles
There's
a few one-liners. |
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