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Terminator
3: Rise of the Machines |
| Rated
R |
| Runtime:
1hr 48min |
| Staring:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken, Claire Danes,
David Andrews |
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MFG
Rating: 3/5
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Terminator
3: Rise of the Machines is the third installment of the Terminator
series. The first two movies are among the best and most beloved
sci-fi/action movies ever produced. So, T3 comes with huge expectations.
If
you haven't seen the first two movies, first off, let me welcome
you to planet Earth! But let me warn you, you'll likely be lost
as this movie assumes the audience knows the backstory. Arnold is
back as the T101. The storyline is similar to Terminator 2 in that
the T101 is a good guy programmed to protect John Conner, now living
as a drifter to stay "off the grid" and hidden from any
time travelling terminators. But they just will not stop until he
is dead! This time, we have a new model to contend with, the TX.
There have been substantial upgrades, including a nice set of tah
tahs and a fine butt!
Arnold
is the only returning actor from the previous two movies save for
a surprise cameo. Rumor has it that Linda Hamilton didn't like the
script, and they couldn't get Edward Furlong sober long enough to
play John again. The cast was no problem, however we missed James
Cameron. Cameron had nothing to do with this installment. Jonathan
Mustow, of U-571 fame, is the director this time out.
But
hey, we do not go into Terminator movies for the story or the acting
performances. We wanna see fights, chases and stuff blowing up.
And T3 delivers on all of those and then some. The use of heavy
equipment like fire trucks and mobile cranes for chases is new and
fresh. There's also a fight in the toilet which was classic. One
thing Mustow and crew did right is stick to a Cameron tradition
of putting the money on the screen. By that, I mean the big budget
to produce this movie ends up in the visuals, not behind the scenes
in time spend rendering elaborate CGI and wire scenes. There are
computer generated effects of course, but there was also ample amounts
of good old fashioned pyro and mayhem created the old fashioned
way. Technology was used when needed, not just for the sake of using
it to be "state of the art".
Although
all of the elements of a good Terminator movie are present, for
some reason the movie didn't click for us like the previous two.
It wasn't bad, but it lacked something. Cameron was definitely missed.
Mustow has only one other major movie under his belt. Many of the
scenes looked almost hokey due to the sets. Cameron would've never
allowed that, his sets are always spectacular and tend to draw you
into his world. We give the film 3 stars, it's not a bad time, but
it definitely feels dumbed down compared to the previous two. It
screams out "sit back and watch us blow thngs up!", and
that's not entirely a bad thing.
Oh,
and if you're wondering, yes, they do leave room for a fourth installment.
We just hope this series is allowed a graceful death, and we do
not end up someday watching "Terminator 7: Grumpy Old Terminators".
-
Billy Bob
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Gun Play
Terminators
like guns.
Blood & Gore
R-rating
means we get to see the T101 in pretty rough shape.
Car Chases
Terminators
drive the heck out of heavy equipment.
T&A
The
Terminatrix has a nice butt! Oh, and you'll see Arnold's too.
Chuckles
The
typical action one liners... |
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