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The
Time Machine |
| Rated
PG-13 |
| Runtime:
1hr 36min |
| Staring:
Guy Pearce, Mark Addy, Samantha Mumba, Jeremy Irons, Philip
Bosco |
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MFG
Rating: 1/5
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The
Time Machine is yet another movie roughly based on the 19th century
novel of the same name by H.G. Wells. In this version we're treated
to some excellent modern day digital effects, but overall the film
is all style and no substance.
Guy
Pearce stars as Alexander Hartdegen who invents a time machine in
the late 1800's and finds himself 800,000 years in the future. I
won't spoil it any more than the trailers for the movie already
have, but suffice to say the neighborhood has changed more than
a little bit and the future can be a scary place.
This
movie just does not work. We visit a couple of time periods that
look interesting only to have them cut off as we leave them with
us really wanting to stay around and watch. Instead, we're transported
to this world 800,000 years in the future that is just not what
most people going to watch a scifi or time travel movie are there
to see.
Most
of the performances were basically phoned in, but with this script
who can blame the actors. Anytime there's time travel you have to
check your sense of disbelief at the door as there will be paradoxs,
but the lack of attention to detail here is such that your brain
can't help but be sidetracked. For instance, if I were time travelling,
I would be really paranoid about where I left my time machine and
it's security, so I could get home. Not this guy, he parks it in
a plainly visible alley off a busy street in New York City completely
uncamoflauged and walks away.
The
only slightly redeeming features of the film are the visuals. There
are some really good looking scenes and some of the action sequences
toward the end aren't bad. If there's nothing better available,
it might make a good DVD rental for that reason. But otherwise this
movie is pure dreck.
-
Billy Bob
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Gun Play
Not
a single shot fired.
Blood & Gore
One
scene was kinda gross.
Car Chases
No
cars to speak of...
T&A
We're
teased with a fishnet top...
Chuckles
Only
laughs are afterwards when you make fun of this movie. |
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