The Girl Who Shagged Me

April 8, 2005

Rated: R Runtime: 120 min Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

The Girl Who Shagged Me is almost as good as any of the Austin Powers movies, even though the stories are nothing alike. The main problem with The Girl Who Shagged Me is that none of the actors are as good as Mike Myers. The good news is that the filmmakers must have realized this early on, so they compensated by filming lots and lots of lesbian sex scenes.

The Girl Who Shagged Me Misty Mundae plays Super-Secret Agent Johnson, and she’s trying to track down the evil Dr. Unsound, who has stolen the frozen body of The Goddess, who was unearthed by Captain Lavish. Mundae also plays an imprisoned male psychopath (in the tradition of Hannibal Lecter) who gives Johnson a clue on how to track down Dr. Unsound. The Goddess (played by the gorgeous Anoushka) has amazing sexual power over women, and she plans to lead them into purging the world of men.

But The Girl Who Shagged Me is so much more than that brief outline. Had the movie been made in Hollywood, there would have been some recognizable actors, a few big explosions, and probably a car chase or two. But this film chooses to focus on real life and genuine human emotions. And I’m here to tell you there’s nothing more real and genuine than lesbian sex scenes.

After viewing this movie, I realize that the horny fanboys are right: Misty Mundae has “it”. She’s a movie star in ways that Angelina and Gwyneth and Cameron and the rest of those Hollywood wannabes only dream of being. Exhibiting an amazing range, Mundae shows off her acting chops, from ass-kicking spy to cute girl next door to psychopath to lesbian sex toy.

You know, Halle Berry made headlines for taking her top off in one crummy movie, but who remembers which movie? I sure don’t. I might have to watch ten crappy Halle Berry movies to see some skin. Forget that. I know if I wanted to see Misty Mundae nekkid, I could watch ten excellent Misty Mundae movies, and she’ll be nekkid in all of them! Sweet! You know, Ms. Mundae has a little something I like to call professionalism. Those actresses in Hollywood should look it up sometime.

I reviewed the “R” rated version of this movie, but it came with a free coupon to mail away and get the unrated version for the cost of shipping and handling. The unrated version is also available from Amazon. I’m pretty sure the difference between the two versions is the unrated version has way more lesbian sex scenes.

Anyway, I thought this was a very fun movie, and I’m pretty sure there’ll be a sequel in the near future. I definitely recommend picking up the Unrated version of The Girl Who Shagged Me, because there aren’t nearly enough lesbian sex scenes in the “R” rated version. I found it interesting that there are two different sets of extra features on each version, so I’ll probably go ahead and send off for the Unrated version.

And if you think I’m doing that so I can watch the other extras, you’re an idiot.

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Posted by Chris Terranova | Filed Under 4 Stars, Action, Anoushka, Comedy, DVD, Frank Bowdler, Misty Mundae, R, Rachel Travers, Rob Taylor