The Witches of Breastwick

September 15, 2005

Rated: NR Runtime: 90 min Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

The Witches of Breastwick is another collaboration between actress Glori-Anne Gilbert, director H.R. Blueberry and producer Jim Wynorski. If you enjoyed the beautiful women and the production values from their first movie, Lust Connection, then you’ll definitely want to check out this one.

The Witches of Breastwick David (Dalpiaz) keeps having erotic dreams featuring three incredibly busty women (Gilbert, Smith & Daniels) and a sacrificial ritual which ends in his death. His shrink doesn’t offer much help, so David sets off into the forest with his wife Tiffany (Parent) in search of clues. Just when he begins to recognize certain landmarks, their car stalls out.

Fortunately, there’s a cabin nearby for them to call a tow truck. There are three incredibly busty women (guess who?) living in the cabin. They are writers who are researching a local ghost legend, and they offer their spare bedroom to David and Tiffany. David is hesitant to stay since he recognizes the three women from his dreams, but Tiffany insists that he relax, so they end up staying.

During their stay, David manages to score a hot love scene with all three of the incredibly busty writers, while Tiffany has two naked jacuzzi scenes with the incredibly busty writers. And these important scenes are what this movie is really about. Beautiful big-breasted women getting naked. Sure, there’s the plot about the writers really being witches trying to summon an ancient ghost, but who cares about that? There are more busty women here than a Russ Meyer flick, and that’s all you really care about, right?

This movie feels a lot like Lust Connection. In addition to having the same director, producer and star as that movie, several of the women are the same, and most of the action takes place in the same mountain cabin location. They also used the same writer, but his script wasn’t quite as good this time around. The sex scenes actually made sense in Lust Connection, but here they seem a little forced. No complaints here, I love plenty of T&A. But this team of filmmakers has proven themselves capable of delivering both a good story AND scenes with naked busty babes.

Also included on this DVD is a bonus feature film: Vampire Call Girls. My advice is to fast-forward to all the Glori-Anne Gilbert scenes. Compared to The Witches of Breastwick, the production values in Vampire Call Girls are pretty bad, and the women aren’t all that attractive. But the Gilbert scenes are worth a watch.

Overall, you’re buying this disc for the T&A, and there’s just as much here as there is in Lust Connection. If you prefer story with your T&A, get Lust Connection first. But if you’re a breast man, you will absolutely want to get the perfectly-titled The Witches of Breatwick.

Posted by Chris Terranova | Filed Under 3 Stars, DVD, Glori-Anne Gilbert, Horror, Julie K. Smith, Matt Dalpiaz, Monique Parent, NR, Stormy Daniels, Thriller